Bitch Slap Cocktail

💋☕ Bitch Slap Cocktail
A creamy coffee cocktail with a kick and a whole lot of personality.

Bold name, bold flavor. The Bitch Slap cocktail isn’t here to play—it’s a silky-smooth, sweet, and slightly boozy creation that blends the comforting richness of Irish cream with the coffee buzz of Kahlua, and just enough vodka to give it a little edge. Finished with a splash of milk (or cream if you’re feeling extra), it’s equal parts indulgent and irresistible.

Whether you’re cozying up for a night in, looking for a dessert drink, or simply want something fun and fabulous to serve your friends, this creamy cocktail checks every box.

🛒 Ingredients (Serves 1)
1½ oz Baileys Irish Cream

1 oz milk – skim, whole, or your preferred substitute (half-and-half or cream for extra richness)

½ oz vodka – choose a clean, neutral vodka for the smoothest blend

½ oz Kahlua (or any quality coffee liqueur)

Ice – enough to fill your glass

🍸 Instructions

1. Start with the Glass
   Grab a short rocks glass, an old-fashioned glass, or even a fun coffee mug if you’re going for cozy vibes. Fill it with ice—enough to chill the drink thoroughly without watering it down too quickly. Crushed or cubed, either works fine.
2. Layer the Flavors
   Begin pouring your ingredients over the ice, one by one:

First up is the Baileys Irish Cream—this forms the creamy base of the cocktail and brings that signature hint of chocolate and vanilla.

Next, add the milk of your choice. Skim milk keeps it light, but whole milk or half-and-half will give it that luscious, velvety feel.

Then, pour in the vodka, adding a little backbone to the drink’s sweetness.

Finally, finish with Kahlua, which deepens the flavor with its rich coffee and caramel notes.

3. Mix It Right
   Using a cocktail stirrer or spoon, gently stir the mixture until the ingredients are fully combined and the drink is perfectly chilled. You want a smooth blend of creamy sweetness, a hint of coffee, and that subtle vodka bite—all in one sip.
4. Serve It Up
   That’s it—your cocktail is ready to go. No shaking, straining, or special equipment required. You can serve it just as it is for a casual, comforting vibe, or dress it up for guests.

✨ Optional Garnishes & Tips
Garnish Like a Pro: Add a sprinkle of cocoa powder, ground cinnamon, or grated nutmeg over the top for a little extra flair. A single coffee bean on top or a chocolate curl wouldn’t hurt either.

Chill Your Ingredients: Using cold Baileys and milk makes this cocktail even more refreshing, especially if you plan to serve it on a warm evening.

Make It Dessert-Worthy: Swap in heavy cream and serve with a chocolate-dipped rim for a dessert drink that rivals any restaurant treat.

🥂 Why You’ll Love It
The Bitch Slap is smooth and rich with a bold coffee finish and a hint of naughtiness—like a creamy White Russian’s sassier cousin. It’s simple to make, easy to love, and dangerously drinkable. Perfect for winding down, turning up, or treating yourself to something delicious.